selancastsvalor:
tolstoys:
So I’m watching Home Alone 2 with Sara for the first time, and she’s sitting next to me right, and when we get to the scene in the Plaza hotel lobby I get really excited and I went to grab Sara’s arm and whisper-shout, “It’s Tim Curry~!!” But instead I accidentally grabbed her boob. Tonight is not going well.
this happens a lot doesn’t it
Pffft TWO TIMES OKAY
Whatever it’s not my fault if your boobs just happen to be there when I blindly attempt to shake your arm.
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